Scratchwood Station

Electricfox · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: The Cafe

Mattaf's Cafe itself!!

A bit of a greasy spoon, because, let's face it...when your cleaner is a Dalek, things aren't going to be normal... Wink

You'll have to excuse the mould, and that egg and chips in the corner that's been there since the late sixties....oh, and whatever you do...DON'T order the Chef's special... Cool

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Jamie
The local 'Bobby'

HolyToast · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:15 pm Post subject:

*wanders in, and re-instates 'Trainmad's Gay Bar' signage*
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"In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And The Holy Toast"

Oh crumbs....

Mattaf · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject:

*Enters the cafe. Building work is still going on. Spots the "Trainmad's Gay Bar" signs*

What the hell?!? DEREK! PATROL THE AREA! THERE'S SOME KIND OF SPY FROM UKTRAINSIM AT WORK!!!

Derek: I OBEY! SEEK! LOCATE! SEEK! LOCATE!
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Mattaf, Station Master
Scratchwood - "How the Rail Network Should be... sorta..."

HolyToast · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject:

*notices that the signs haven't been removed, and rejoyces*

And how will you seek me? I'm just a humble slice of toast.
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"In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And The Holy Toast"

Oh crumbs....

Mattaf · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:38 am Post subject:

*Notices the talking toast* ARRGGH! THAT PIECE OF TOAST JUST TALKED! Shocked

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Mattaf, Station Master
Scratchwood - "How the Rail Network Should be... sorta..."

HolyToast · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:03 pm Post subject:

Hey, I can walk....err....float on water too!

Got any lepers I can heal?
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"In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And The Holy Toast"

Oh crumbs....

charlierc · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:13 pm Post subject:

*After a while walking around trying to remove the 'Trainmads Gay Bar' signange, walks in with Matt cowering in a corner*

Charlie: Er... why are you hiding in a corner of your own cafe?
Matt: The toast... it talks.
Charlie: What are you on about?
Matt: The slice of toast... with Jesus head on!
Charlie: Oh for gods sake...
*Gets out screwdriver and unscrews 'Trainmads Gay Bar' signage, then throws it in the plie*
Charlie: Matt, you've got work to do!
Matt: Yeah, I guess your right.
*Matt gets up and walks over to the counter, as thunder and lightning lash the station*
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Charles, PA Announcer and light show guy (and owner of C&X Group).

HolyToast · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

*booming voice echos around the Cafe*

"Fee, Fi Fo, Fumpet
I am the voice of a holy crumpet!"
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"In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And The Holy Toast"

Oh crumbs....

Mattaf · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject:

*Shivers in the corner*

Derek: MASTER!

Me: The toaster... turn off the toaster... burning it doesn't work, it's just making it worse...

Derek: WHAT IS IT?!?

Me: The toast! It is evil!

Derek: EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!

*Derek fires at the toast.*

Holy Toast: MAWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CANNOT KILL ME!

Derek: E-RROR! WEA-PON IN-EF-FEC-TIVE!
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Mattaf, Station Master
Scratchwood - "How the Rail Network Should be... sorta..."

charlierc · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject:

*Walks down from the PA Office, toaster on fire and Matt in a corner shivering*

Charlie: Why exactly are you cowering like a wimp?
Matt: The toast... it talks... it can't die.
Charlie: What the hell are you on about?!
HolyToast: What you don't know... certainly will haunt you.
Charlie: Oh.
Derek: THE TOA-ST IS A PHE-NOM-E-NON WHO WILL DIE WHEN HE BE-COMES A LUMP OF STA-LE BREAD!
HolyToast: I will stay fresh forever!
Matt: SHUT UP...

*Walks behind cafe counter and starts browsing fridges for some edible sandwiches and drinkable drink*
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Charles, PA Announcer and light show guy (and owner of C&X Group).

WSR2005 · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject:

*wanders in and notices a piece of toast on the table*

Hey guys, is this toast for sale?

*sits down on a chair and waits for Matt to conquer his fear of toast Cool

*
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Yup, that's me on the deckchair

James10 · Porter Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 25

*Walks back in after a few months hide away in Blackpool*

*Gives Mattaf money for soup of the day after about 6 months*

Very Happy

Mattaf · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:46 am Post subject:

*Looks up* Oh... customers...

*Serves* Here ya go... don't eat the toast... it is evil... Shocked

*Goes back to cowering in fear*
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Mattaf, Station Master
Scratchwood - "How the Rail Network Should be... sorta..."

WSR2005 · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject:

*finishes his bacon sandwich*

Tim: I'm looking for a job, I was told to come here by a certain PA announcer?
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Yup, that's me on the deckchair

charlierc · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject:

*Peaks up from behind the counter, with an edible chicken ceaser wrap and a bottle of drinkable 7Up found in the fridges... well, somewhere*
Charlie: Is Matt still in th... what's he doing here?
James: I... er... came to pay Matt.
Charlie: I don't think so... DEREK!
Derek: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SO-LAR SYS-TEM?
Charlie: Take a guess.
Derek: I AM CU-RRENT-LY FIGH-TING THE HO-LY TOAST!
James: What the hell?
Matt: Hey! Are you paying for that?!
Charlie: Er... yeah...
*Gets 5 Euros out of the pocket and puts it in the till*
Matt: In English pounds, not Euros...
Charlie: Damn
*Gets out £3.30 and puts it in the till, then walks off to a table by the door near to Platform 1*
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Charles, PA Announcer and light show guy (and owner of C&X Group).